Machine or Mannequin (I've got a secret)

So, , the sneaky weasel that he is decided to steal my key picture (found here: [link] ) and have his slimey way with it. (turning it into this monstrosity [link] )

In an act of retalition an shock I found it only necessary that I barge into his house, steal one of his drawings, raid and fridge and throw cats at his wife and/or mother (When a man pillages, he has no time to differentiate between wife or mother, only time to throw things.)

If you wish to see the grand punishment that I have dealt, which has brought only shame and insecurity amongst him and his family, you may do so here: [link]
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[ ALL THE ABOVE WAS NOT 100% PERCENT SERIOUS]
And yes I have to state this because just like satire, all it takes is one person whose too dense to get the joke, go on a rage and ruin things for everyone. For the record, I respect Mr. Blithering and his wonderful gesture of transforming a piece of my art. And incase you were wondering, the above was an attempt to imitate the style of humour, seen frequently at the Team Fortess 2 Blog.
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Anyways, this marks my second unofficial art trade. Unofficial because they weren't discussed of agreed upon in advance, they just kinda happened.

Also, I was talking to my friend earlier, and I came to a sad conclusion. Mankind recycles music more than he does natural ressources. I mean, think about it, we produce tons and tons of music thats very similar, if not the exact same thing. And what's with all these newcomers making crappy covers of awsome songs, or just plain inserting the chorus or part of a good song into their piece of crap song? I mean.... uhhhhhgggg, its terrible. What I'm getting at is that this should be a crime. and I decided that it should be punishable by bring dropped in a pool of sharks and lemon water. And if one manages to survive/escape, then they shall be molested by clowns. Why clowns, because people have an irrational fear of clowns.

Which brings me to my next topic, why have people bastardized clowns? A lot of people find clowns to be kinda creepy (and I'm not counting the people who are terrified by them due to an irrational dear) I mean, back in the day clowns at the circus were awsome. They were in their prime. Then what happened? People decided to associate them with the irrational fear, and on top of that, put them in in a scary context. Horror movies destroyed the once proud and noble clown, man kind's modern day jester.

Which is why I propose that we being back the clown. We need to restore the jolly and wonderful image of the clown. With the exception of any project related pictures that I feel like sharing, my next image that I submit will be a clown. He will be happy and fun and loving, and in no way creepy. And goddamn it all of someone says its creepy. Clowns Forever!

And a final thought to wash your mind clean, in case the bastardized thought of clowns creeps your out. Being single when all your friends are in relationships sucks. Especially with valentines day coming up. Which is why I propose that on valentines day, you must wear blue. Because blue is opposite of red and does not support commercial 'holiday'. Do it! Miew!